<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="4 Sayings about Heaven: May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead."/><meta name="keywords" content="sayings, saying, heaven"/></head><card title="Heaven Sayings"><p align="center"><b>Heaven Sayings</b><br/>1 - 4 of 4<br/><br/>May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead.<br/><br/><a href="/heaven.wml" title="4 Sayings">Heaven</a> · <a href="/devil.wml" title="1 Saying">Devil</a> · <a href="/dead.wml" title="2 Sayings">Dead</a><br/><br/><br/>May your neighbors respect you - troubles neglect you - the angels protect you - and Heaven accept you.<br/><br/><a href="/neighbors.wml" title="1 Saying">Neighbors</a> · <a href="/angels.wml" title="3 Sayings">Angels</a> · <a href="/heaven.wml" title="4 Sayings">Heaven</a><br/><br/><br/>In Heaven there's no beer - that's why we drink it here.<br/><br/><a href="/heaven.wml" title="4 Sayings">Heaven</a> · <a href="/beer.wml" title="2 Sayings">Beer</a> · <a href="/drinking.wml" title="7 Sayings">Drinking</a><br/><br/><br/>May you fly straight to heaven - but if you go to Hades - may Lethe run with Guinness!<br/><br/><a href="/heaven.wml" title="4 Sayings">Heaven</a> · <a href="/hades.wml" title="1 Saying">Hades</a> · <a href="/guinness.wml" title="1 Saying">Guinness</a><br/><br/><a href="/heaven.wml">Next Page</a><br/><a href="/">wap.sayings.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.quotes4all.net/heaven.wml">Heaven Quotes</a><br/><a href="http://wap.jokes4all.net/heaven.wml">Heaven Jokes</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.sayings.net&amp;pid=sayingwaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=479799186" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>